baofu

im @baofu on status.cafe :)

New song of the August? 🎶🔥🥶

Here's my impression of a pirate 🏴‍☠️
"Aargh me matey, walk da plank" 🚢

Here's my impression of a pilot 👨‍✈️
"I am going to land this plane ✈️"

Here's my impression of a baseball player ⚾
thwack! "HOMERUN"

Here's my impression of a robber 😈
"Give me all the money! 💰 I have a gun! 🔫"

Here's my impression of my haters 😡
(Get it?!?! Cause the haters can't say shit!)

Here's my impression of the mayor 👨🏼‍🦳
"I make the laws 👨‍⚖️ I am the mayor"

Here's my impression of a skater 🛹
"I love to skateboard ❤️ I'm gonna do a trick!"

Here's my impression of a baby 🍼
"Googo Gaga... WAHHHH"

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9 months ago

YO MISTER WHITE! someone's at the door