baofu

im @baofu on status.cafe :)

New song of the August? 🎶🔥🥶

Here's my impression of a pirate 🏴‍☠️
"Aargh me matey, walk da plank" 🚢

Here's my impression of a pilot 👨‍✈️
"I am going to land this plane ✈️"

Here's my impression of a baseball player ⚾
thwack! "HOMERUN"

Here's my impression of a robber 😈
"Give me all the money! 💰 I have a gun! 🔫"

Here's my impression of my haters 😡
(Get it?!?! Cause the haters can't say shit!)

Here's my impression of the mayor 👨🏼‍🦳
"I make the laws 👨‍⚖️ I am the mayor"

Here's my impression of a skater 🛹
"I love to skateboard ❤️ I'm gonna do a trick!"

Here's my impression of a baby 🍼
"Googo Gaga... WAHHHH"

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me when im rolling out, looking for america's greatest diners, drive-ins & dives 🔥😎💯

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damnnnn splatoon 4 looks crazy

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i toasted my toast perfectly today totally by accident. look at that shit bro... golden brown! texture like sun and ALL that jazz! it was not far far away nor did it stay for a day though. it was very close by and it stayed for as long as it took me to put nutella on it and eat it (not very long). the stranglers were right though: never a frown :)

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YO MISTER WHITE! someone's at the door