baofu

im @baofu on status.cafe :)


New song of the August? 🎶🔥🥶

Here's my impression of a pirate 🏴‍☠️
"Aargh me matey, walk da plank" 🚢

Here's my impression of a pilot 👨‍✈️
"I am going to land this plane ✈️"

Here's my impression of a baseball player ⚾
thwack! "HOMERUN"

Here's my impression of a robber 😈
"Give me all the money! 💰 I have a gun! 🔫"

Here's my impression of my haters 😡
(Get it?!?! Cause the haters can't say shit!)

Here's my impression of the mayor 👨🏼‍🦳
"I make the laws 👨‍⚖️ I am the mayor"

Here's my impression of a skater 🛹
"I love to skateboard ❤️ I'm gonna do a trick!"

Here's my impression of a baby 🍼
"Googo Gaga... WAHHHH"

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Gonna start posting about friends like it’s supernatural

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noooo octagon jpeg dont get compressed nooooo

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my buddy nova: "im not into ugly guys" guy who novas into:

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i was just gonna post this saying that i sent my friend "you just lost the game #lol" and announced this to my sister and she said that sounds like a minion meme so i made it but thats not important. PICLOG USER "WHEATLEY" IDK WTF THE IMAGE U JUST POSTED IS BUT IT RULES. JUST HAD TO LET YOU KNOW

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hi to whoever was on here five mins before i was i hope u have an awesome day. this is my cat cookie

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im not gonna lie i spent ten minutes going around the castle in circles i kept talking to toad i was like "but bro all the doors are locked am i missing something in the backyard" anyway turns out the one (1) door on the left i didnt try was the one i needed. i got there eventually now watch as i get my ass beat by king bob-omb cause i couldnt figure out anything

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read this in the "peggle..... TWO!!!" kind of way okay thank you.

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bro have i never posted pitbull hope everyone enjoyed it on here

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jaw DROP!

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CRANKING 90S

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let me not forget my big hat

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cause youre always working at that damn pizza place

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lefty 🫵 i know him

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hope everyone who can vote makes sure they pokémon GO to the polls today 🇺🇸

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hi these are my nero and kyrie (from dmc4) little standee fellas and theyre posed in front of the 7th volume of the yugioh manga cause i didnt know what else to make the background. usedmy actual camera for once too its fun :) everyone have a great november 3rd ok peace and love

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happy birthday to me i am 91 today... how the fly times

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love to take pictures on my 3ds..... check out my konakana figures + the little me-tan i got a bit ago and forgot to put on my desk mwehehe theyre so kyuuuuuute〜☆

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when i'm happy i say: bitches love my metal gear solid shower curtain

when i'm sad i say: This time I'm really gonna do it.

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there is a video game that doesn't exist

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hey you gameclam lover... you should..., find my pages!